dirty_snowflake (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dirty_snowflake) wrote,@ 2009-01-08 03:38:00 |
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Hold Please, life dump starting in 3..2..1
- 09:10 @Brumski They don't call it butt-flossing for nothing. #
- 09:16 I'm going to have a cup of hot chocolate this morning 3 trimester gestational diabetes be DAMNED. #
- 09:26 @SweetJohn Dunno, I have the powdered kind, just add water. As long as I drink it and eat some proteins at the same time, I should be ok. #
- 09:27 @SweetJohn Also, usually the sugar free stuff means 'chock full of scary chemicals' that are worse for you than sugar. #
- 09:59 @ADKodak Wow, you haven't been around for ages! Nice to see you! Oh you know me, just hugely pregnant and causing cyber trouble. #
- 10:07 @ADKodak Not yet, but I expect her to come out of the womb with input jacks and VR goggles. #
- 10:22 @K82 In white or black! #
- 10:23 @ADKodak Feb 25th is the due date; they might induce if my cervix is loose and ready (barf). Stickam is still a piece of shit. #
- 10:36 I am an avid reader. If it takes me longer than 2 days to read your book, your book must be kind of DULL. #
- 10:39 Dear Zamzar, try not to be a flaky piece of shit today, ok? Just convert the damn files w/o spamming me too much. #
- 10:42 @tigerlilybelle We were just talking about not missing how dangerous the ATL is. tinyurl.com/8fdvtg :( #
- 10:46 It's feeling like a Cobra Starship kind of day. #
- 11:03 "I've known you in every life I've lived..." #
- 11:03 @juliegomoll Truth. #
- 11:46 I'd rather cut a fucking arm off than watch that Benjamin Button movie. #
- 11:50 @jarvitron Chick flick romance bullshit. I'll go to my grave never having watched Titanic, and I will be the better off for it. #
- 11:52 Give me Jason Statham blowing something up as he fucks the life out of it over that pussy-ass, touchy-feely shit any day. #
- 12:01 @jarvitron My panties are still wet over that scene of him doing chin ups in his prison cell. His back muscles make me sweat. #
- 12:06 @RedEssie Girl, that is exactly why I didn't go see it. And I loved Leonardo in Basketball Diaries and Gilbert Grape. #
- 12:08 Pre-posting my pr0ns for the rest of the week because I am just that cool. OHHHH, I'm ready for it; c'mon on bring it. #
- 12:18 I just had to look up the proper spelling of the word pompadour, & I just wrote a sentence containing the words "delicate slit". Same post. #
- 12:36 A @taintedcupcake for the RPG nerds today. Wanna play some D&D or fuck? How about both? (NSFW) tinyurl.com/99dht3 #
- 12:46 "Party queens if you want to be seen, take a shit where you eat and smile for the pah-pah-pah-paparazzi..." #
- 12:57 Fuck me, tumblr just took a major dump. #
- 12:58 @exsnohs Normal is bullshit. There is no such thing. Normal is a made up and entirely relative standard. Let your freak flag fly. #
- 13:05 @cburnham I'm descended from sailors, 1st mate on the Mayflower. We tortured the pilgrims with our foul language and disgusting habits. #
- 13:05 @bigepaz I do. I barely every use it. #
- 13:07 @JenWojcik GUH-ROSS. Only men who have little dicks buy corvettes. A corvette is a total girl boner killer. This ain't the 80s. #
- 13:15 I really am in fine filthy form today. #
- 14:17 @crackbarbie AUGH. You crackbarbie-rolled us! AGAIN! #
- 14:22 On today's @hentaicupcake, Dear Doctor, I think it’s time for my Anal Exam: Part 1 (NSFW) tinyurl.com/8jdvtc #
- 14:28 @Jkjb98 The flu sucks! Last time I had it coming out of both ends. It was brutal. Get better soon! xoxox #
- 15:01 Patton Oswalt's Gay-tham for Statham myspace blog post is the funniest shit ever. Go read it NOW. tinyurl.com/96fjcj #
- 15:04 Excerpts of the glory that clearly articulates my love of Statham: "Jason Statham has never been in a great movie." #
- 15:05 "He's also never been in a boring one. Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer." #
- 15:05 "It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. " #
- 15:06 "You won't learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man." #
- 15:06 "But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays". #
- 15:24 Holy shit I leave the phone in the other room and come back to 85 emails, 96 txts, and 2 missed calls. *facepalm* #
- 15:34 Yikes. Turns out the female employee who witnessed the ATL murder I tweeted about this morning is someone I know, a friend. #
- 15:35 It's things like this that make me glad I moved away from the ATL. I seriously never, ever felt safe in that city. Crazy crime rate. #
- 15:55 I know it's hate on Lily Allen day, but I do agree with her on somethings. Some people have addictive personalities; some don't. #
- 15:57 Not every drug and alcohol interaction ends in heartbreak, despair, and addiction. There is such a thing as moderation & recreational usage. #
- 16:38 Dear Facebook, stop being a total douche and let me log on. I want to level up my Genasi Swordmage, Queenie Jones. That is all. #
- 16:39 @sueissilly Fuck no, absolutely not. Never have; never will. #
- 16:44 @ergoth Yes, I have. It looks like an absolute piece of shit, but I will pay $10 to go see it in the movie theater. FUCK YES. #
- 17:25 @marlaerwin @broylesa I concur Mother's Tamari Cashew dressing is the BOMB. #
- 17:49 @Templesmith Quickly, put out your eyes man. She is a wizened demon that will gnaw on your optic nerves for all time. #
- 17:57 In my inbox, Final Notice Twilight 3 is casting. Submit your headshots now. UGH. Keep this craptastic suppressed Mormon movie away from me. #
- 18:04 @Silona It is quite beautiful, thanks for the sunset heads up! #
- 18:08 @bethanie Oh you! Actually there are two distinct types of soy sauce: shoyu and tamari. tinyurl.com/yturbl #
- 18:20 @Clarknova1 Not half as many half as often. We don't even need alarm systems here and the evening news is kind of...boring in a good way. #
- 18:43 @Clarknova1 Not gloating, just the facts, sir. We girls had a 4 hour conversation about all the ppl we knew that had been assaulted in ATL. #
- 18:44 @clarknova It's kind of refreshing not to have crackwhores on the end of my street and not having to alarm myself in the second I get home. #
- 21:01 Was gonna go get a steak & visit @tigerlilybelle at her sidegig, but the premier ep of DAMAGES is on next! Ordering a pizza & settling in. #
- 21:02 Yeah, Glenn Close on TV! Commercial free! Whee! www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/damag
es/ # - 21:04 @MaggieDammit But, you just started following me. I don't usually follow back w/o an @ reply or some interaction. I made an exception tho. #
- 22:07 Things that drive me crazy about network & cable network TV. Uneven audio levels. I should not have to turn the program WAY UP/ads way DOWN. #
- 22:08 2 ways to fix this problem and both of them involve calling BOC aka Master Control and forcing them to do their jobs CORRECTLY. #
- 22:10 A) Implement across the board audio mixing standards 4 everything & SHARE those standards w/ all depts. Programming, promos, packaging, etc. #
- 22:12 B) Everytime you input anything into the BOC database make sure to dub it in with a CONSISTENT audio level. #
- 22:14 Shit like this used to make me FURIOUS when I worked for the network. Bullshit mistakes like that drive me BATTY. Is there no QC anymore? #
- 22:26 @atxryan Often, it's just a poorly managed lack commercial library, lack of set audio standards, or a lazy or incompetent BOC. #
- 22:30 @atxryan Take that 1st lack out of prior tweet. Some networks are worse than others. Drives me nuts. Can't turn off my producer instincts. #
- 22:57 @the_bait For the most part that is not true. Particularly when the audio level is inconsistent from commercial to commercial. #
- 23:00 5 years in the industry has taught me much of the inner workings of the TV. I used to battle our BOC on a daily basis. #
- 23:04 @tigerlilybelle The show we were talking about last night that I really enjoyed was Lockdown is on NATG channel 242 on TWC. #
- 23:36 Well, I just learned a whole new way to make a shiv. #
