dirty_snowflake ([info]dirty_snowflake) wrote,
@ 2008-12-21 03:05:00
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Hold Please, life dump starting in 3..2..1
  • 09:12 Tired out from hiking around last night. That was at least 2 miles. Can't believe I slept straight thru 'til 9am. Still dark & gray outside. #
  • 09:24 @TheFemGeek That is indeed a thonk. Your uncle was right. #
  • 09:53 twitpic.com/ukhp - Hah! Looking thru a friend's flickr and found this silly hat pic of me! #
  • 09:58 @apelad Then you need to listen to this song "Donner Party" by Rasputina. I give to you. tinyurl.com/8rehdh #
  • 11:31 Ahhh, today's conclusion to the terrible, terrible things that can happen when you don't lock the bathroom door is available @HentaiCupcake #
  • 11:47 AUGH. I went to go get the toaster, and what do I see? The present of a very dead rat just for me! Thanks cats. You're the best. #
  • 11:51 @Shamakazi Dead rat poetry day. Join in and make your own! #
  • 12:35 How much tranny/shemale porn do I have to sift thru before I get to the pretty ones? #
  • 12:42 Other things I did not know about shemale porn: 3/4's of it takes place outdoors. Really? Is this a requirement? #
  • 12:43 Also, if a shemale looks like they are having fun, they lose. One must look very bored and disinterested and moan in monotone. #
  • 12:45 Remember: I do not make the rules. I just report them as I observe them in action. #
  • 12:52 @datn Doug Winger? Looked him up. His fetish is playing & drawing hyper-endowed shemale furries. That's a triple word score in sex Scrabble. #
  • 12:59 So...there's a whole subgenre of shemales in wedding dresses reaming dudes in groom outfits. So specific. There must be a market for it. #
  • 13:17 Shemales of the world you have totally disappointed me. You're on notice! Step up your game. #
  • 13:27 @Mike_Rutschky Hahahahaha. Yeah. I remember no Gunther. WTF? #
  • 16:17 You know it's not like I'm looking forward to checking my blood sugar all the time, but I'm kicking ass at this, and it's reassuring to know #
  • 17:15 Watersports are not my thing (I'm not talking swimming here), but it takes all kinds on @TaintedCupcake (NSFW) tinyurl.com/7pqek4 #
  • 17:50 Why am I so tired? Oh right, growing a person here. Isn't that effort enough? Apparently, it is. #
  • 17:54 Purple Rain is on! You know what that means, don't you bitches? Morris Day and the motherfucking Time! #
  • 18:16 Oh Apollonia...who's it goona be? DO WANT HIM? Or do you WANT ME? #
  • 18:20 @funkatron Hell Yeah! Oh Prince, what a sexy bite-size nugget. #
  • 18:51 Wendy? Yes Lisa? Is the water warm enough? Yes Lisa. Shall we begin? Yes Lisa. #
  • 20:08 I'm only watching Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon for the Shannon Doherty, so you best be bringing me some uneven-eyed bitchface quick. #
  • 20:57 OMG Scifi this shit movie is not as compelling as the Biggest Loser finale. #
  • 21:07 @Jertronic It cannot be soon enough for me. Give me BSG, or give me death! #
  • 21:16 @docstrange I would've loved to have seen that. I am so addicted to that show. Be forewarned, I livetweet it. #
  • 21:17 @Jertronic I think I need to favor that tweet for it's elegant ann inescapable truth. #
  • 21:19 I love you Kara Thrace!!! #
  • 23:00 Ruthlessly going through my wardrobe. 2 bags for charity, 1 plastic box of clothes I can't wear for a while boxed for storage. Be gone. #
  • 00:03 @mimobot The future is at best filled with uncertainty. #
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