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29 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:58 Little girl, little girl, yellie, yellie, yellie. #
10:33 @roadhacker Luckily all that yelling tired her out. Napping now. #
10:47 WHAT? London is back on Daisy of Love? Knock me over with an itty bitty baby mohawk. Dude, did being homeless lose its luster? #DOL #
10:54 Little girl hugs make everything all better. I love my sweet, occasionally yellie, baby. #
11:43 Pitchman Billie Mays is dead too? The #celebrityocalypse marchs on. It kills without discrimination. Be ye A-List or Z-list, beware! #
11:48 *er* Sorry, "Billy" Mays not Billie. Whatever, I raise my oxyclean and zap this stain in your memory sir. #
11:54 @twoname No, that was Slap Chop Vince. Wasn't it? #
12:12 @Jkjb98 Srsly? It's gotten that bad? Sad for you and yours. #
17:02 It's only a 101, but it feels like a 105. Please shoot me with ice bullets. #
22:27 Really? I can't believe you would name a show "Nazi Scrapbooks From Hell". NatGeoTV usually you're a little more classy than that. #
22:38 I find it disturbing that Scientology has a fucking television commercial. #
01:24 YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING. Or, I'll call Shamwow Vince, and then you'll really be sorry. #

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28 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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10:43 @rondean I got dueling banjos. Do they change it every day? #
10:58 Baby fresh from bathtime in my lap sleeping in a ducky robe. Watching two funny British ladies clean disgusting filthpits of flats. #
12:54 The Electric Company has been updated and is back as a children's show? Hmmm. #
14:12 Attempting to tidy while babeh sleeps. #
14:25 Reading about Shephard Fairey of Obey. Begs the question how much can one alter an original work of art, so that it's not stealing? 30% 60%? #
14:26 Is there a legal definition for that? I thought there was, but I can't seem to find it. #
14:27 Ofc Fairey is often an outright plagiarist, but I'm still interested in the legality of "image bending"(just coined) tr.im/pZIW #
14:29 @gwfrink3 She's a babbler for sure. She learned how to yell (and scream) the other day; she's currently experimenting with volume control. #
14:54 @pvera Fair use! That's the phrase I was looking for. #
16:43 Convincing little girls to nap is getting to be a bit more difficult. Little stompy feet finally stomped their way to sleep. #
16:49 Give me the boom pouring out your car. #
21:45 I wish every Black person in the world spoke with an English accent. #
21:46 I wish Tricky would come to my house and read fairytales to Maeve. That would be awesomely fantastic. #
22:06 @esmeg What's racist about liking dark-skinned folks with British accents? It sounds so dreamy. If anything it's much more classist. #
22:11 I agree with you @befjam, a dark-skinned man with an English accent = girlboner. #
22:14 @esmeg Yeah, it's still not a degrading or mean statement. I lived in the ATL for 7 years. I don't prefer the Southern drawl. #
22:18 @esmeg Because I don't wish that. I kind of wish all white ppl spoke with an Australian accent. Neither of those statements make me rascist. #
22:19 Also, I wish all white people in the world spoke with Australian accents. New Zealand accents would also be acceptable. #
22:22 I'm fairly certain that neither of those statements make me rascist, but you know, draw your own conclusions. #
22:34 @avapidblonde Thank you! It was a Threadless shirt; sadly, I am not the artist. #
22:37 I, personally, find Canadian accents on anyone to be total bonerkillers, but that's just me. Truly, I love my neighbors to the North. #
22:40 Don't hate me Canucks. I love you. You just don't make sexytime in my pants Frenchy or otherwise. #
22:42 Dear Canada: If it's any consolation, please know, I completely envy you your healthcare and your politeness. #
22:44 @Bemale It's the "eh's" and the "oot's". #
22:53 @Bemale I 100% agree that Hockey Monkeys are super hot. #
23:02 @Bemale I am familiar with the touque, usually a fuzzy, no-brim, knit hat. Correct? Moist towelette? Nappy? Napkin? I got nothing. #
23:05 @Bemale Doh! It's been ages since I've been to Canada. #

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27 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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10:16 @1surlygurl WTF. That shit is horrible! What a terrible church. That poor kid. #
11:03 Is so happy I don't have a "high needs" baby. That's a fancy way to say colicky and fussy. #
11:43 Half shark/alligator half man. #
12:12 @thejoelstein What did you think it tasted like? Sweet? Tasteless? Watery? #
12:19 @DieLaughing Why in hell did you loan your landlord $10,000? #
23:30 If you have to pay to join a business opportunity or a religion, it's a scam. Simple, easy rule of thumb. #
00:25 Everytime a MLM'er gets someone to pay the fee to buy into the pyramid, a unicorn dies. Stop killing unicorns. #

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26 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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10:24 Gross, bird poop and treesex all over my car. #
10:37 I'm more of a qualitative gal as opposed to a quantitative. #
19:11 @stupidgill Lucky for you, you only had to imagine it. I have to smell it! Oh pregnancy hormones and now nursing hormones. Bleah. #
19:13 I heard about MJ. From twitter. Saw people in the grocery aisle on their iphones, "CNN confirmed it." Twitter, news dissemination vehicle. #
19:37 @DaniBigGrnHouse Jeff Goldblum dead? But, he just started a role on Law & Order. I can't find any major news outlet that confirms it...yet. #
19:39 Am I receiving picture mail or is that really a bird singing somewhere? Damn, my confusing ringers and inability to find my phone. #
22:26 I can't stand Cameron Diaz and her giant fucking bobblehead. #
22:55 Sorry folks, I'm probably one of the few left completely unaffected by MJ's passing. I liked him in the Jackson 5, and that was about it. #
23:21 Glad I'm not the only one out there my twitter peeps. #
23:42 I think Rhythm Nation had a bigger effect on me than Thriller, and I haven't liked anything Janet has done in the last 15 years either. #

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25 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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10:14 Big stories from little people this morning. BIG stories. #
10:22 @Cinchy Lots of ehs and ahs and hand gesticulations and cooing. BIG stories. #
13:38 Oh no, all I did was sneeze during her nap which has resulted in actual tears and inconsolable heartbreak. #
13:53 I am the meanest mommy ever & possibly the ruiner of all things good. Thank goodness for Grandpa because she's STILL mad at me for sneezing. #
13:55 @eatapeach I am rude and possibly I may have stolen her dream french fries at the Teddy Bear picnic. I am in trouble. #
14:06 RT: We’re giving away a free airline ticket today! FOLLOW @Orbitz & RT this msg to be eligible to win bit.ly/bVSuU #
15:50 Watching a show about owning private islands. If I ever win a large sum of money, I'm buying an island and inviting my internet friends. #
16:04 Finally, I am forgiven. After her nap, @maevelilim is all smiles. #
16:13 Well, @gi_ri_ja I would make it a solar-powered island. Totally off the grid! #
17:05 twitpic.com/8bffv - I have been forgiven. #
20:37 @Jertronic Why did you have to delete it? The terrorists might know which planes have wifi? #
23:39 Oh hey, my body odor smells like sex magic again instead of decomposing water buffalos. Hormones are magickal. #

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24 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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10:07 Yargh, searing heartburn all night long.How much apple cider vinegar can I drink? I thought we were over this. So painful. #
10:19 Watching Locked Up Abroad and waiting for the fire in my belly to cease and desist. #
10:21 @1surlygurly It's a natural remedy. It was working great for a while. Sadly, can't take some medicines while I'm nursing, so no purple pill. #
10:22 Ps. @1surlygurly I LOVE your bio! I don't usually follow back without an @ reply, but how could I resist? #
10:26 @omarg Virtual farming was so 3 weeks ago. Now everyone is playing Mafia Wars and Virtual Restaurant games. #
10:28 @leahpeah Who SAYS you can't wear the same pair of pants ten days in a row? #
10:36 Oh god. NatGeo's camera work is making me queasy. #
10:43 @KatieMaesMama It was! I just didn't livetweet it. I was sewing this baby blanket. #
10:49 @KatieMaesMama Exactly! But we are now down to the Final Four. Personally, I think 12 Pack aka Dave is going to win it. #
14:32 Damn it's hot out there. Back from running errands with @maevelilim and @tigerlilybelle. #
15:47 @omarg There are 3 virtual farming programs. I think there's a new one, but myFarm used to be cracktown for everybody, and now nothing. #
15:47 It's so fucking hot. I might melt into puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West. #
15:48 @JenWojcik Yeah, girl I feel your pain. Nothing cooked. Nothing heated, please for the love of god. #
16:56 Uh oh. @maevelilim has learned how to turn over on her side. No more leaving her to nap on the couch while I do chores/ #
17:39 Do I live in Little House on the Prairie? I need a quilting hoop. Really? Really. #
21:14 @bumblebunny @befjam I know I would be a little shrill if I had to put up with 8 screaming kids all the time. #
21:49 The story of a stolen Iphone & how a geek used MobileMe & a Macbook with a Sprint dongle to retrieve it tr.im/pxky (via @consumerist) #
23:18 Watching Women in Prison and burping, a lot. #

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23 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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06:47 @mopedronin Wow! It is amazing. Nice. I had no idea Pakistani truck art existed. #
06:49 Oh @tielure, forgot to tell you. Baby girl has her own twitter too @maevelilim #
09:38 UGh. Your articleis tl;dr. I'm sorry people, and I write myself. BUT, if you wander around too much w/o entertaining me, I'm out. #
09:42 If you're a "social media expert" & don't know what tl;dr stands for, you don't really "know" jack about teh intarrwebs tr.im/pkr1 #
09:46 The deer is teal. I repeat: the deer is teal. #
09:51 Here social media dude, I'll throw you another freebie. tr.im/pkv0 #
10:39 @striggy ;p #
10:41 RT @samharrelson: Track is back on Twitter?? bit.ly/pqxtN (via @roadhacker) #
10:49 This one is for @bejfam. Not only are fireflies cool to look at, they're also helping us fight cancer. tr.im/pkYa #
13:47 Remember Capt. Kangaroo? Good Morning Captain! tr.im/pml8 #
14:55 @tigerlilybelle That's hilarious! Check out their super janky website. www.shenanigansnightclub.com/ #
15:20 I posted again on BeautyandtheRobeast.com. This time we explore the reasons why I am very much NOT A CAMPER tr.im/pn3p #
15:50 @artisthowto Yes, I have a Bumbo. It is fantastic. I highly recommend. #
17:35 Well, I sold my gold and closed my Monex account which paid for the new vehicle. Now, I can sell my other 2 vehicles, and be up a teensy bit #
17:36 I hate juggling finances, but it's better than working right now. These moments of babyhood are precious. I can't miss them. #
17:37 @Shamakazi My ride? A 2002 Crown Victoria. Safe, very clean car, dependable, and roomy for an excellent price. #
19:34 Rocking with a sleeping baby on my shoulder, and I'm sewing with the other hand. Do I get some kind of Home Ec medal. #
20:11 @Shamakazi No spots. It's tan, so I look like the undercover po-po. #
23:29 Once again I turn to the gays. Logo, thanks for being there for me. #

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22 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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12:42 @SweetJohn Or, Happy Sperm Donor Day. #
13:23 I don't believe I've ever owned a vehicle with pull-out cupholders. Fancy for me. #
13:24 Heading out to Krause Springs with @maevelilim and @tigerlilybelle. #
17:32 At Selah's bday. @maevelilim yelled when we took her out of the springs. Laying on a blanket looking at the trees. #
19:20 Everyone thinks I'm dating @tigerlilybelle, and she's my life partner. Hilarious. #
20:03 @yerocfreq Mine is the Canterbury Street and Lynn Street one! #
20:18 Nothing like a baby with her feet in the birthday cake, cute! #
21:28 @tielure Yes, you were w/me when we discovered the D_S persona! Re: twitter. I've been on it since 2007. Lotsa time to update. #
21:30 @tielure We even livetweeted the birth. Baby girl had her own hashtag and everything. Consider that baby kissed. She's the best thing, ever! #
22:28 @ImTheQ But, but...if no one tweets it, how will we all avoid it? #
22:35 Austin is the only city in the world that still uses the Moontowers or Moonlight towers. Also, we got ours from Detroit. tr.im/phsy #
22:39 @befjam They are pretty cool. To change a light bulb in them, there's a little basket you sit in with a crank. Scary! #
22:41 Here's Andy Mattern's photo project of the remaining Moontowers (via my irl friend @yerocfreq) tr.im/phtv My tower is on Canterbury. #
22:55 Too exhausted to sew. Going to bed. Baby already asleep after recounting her best day ever to me in baby talk. Lotsa ahs and gurgling. #
23:35 @befjam We do have lightning bugs too. I thought they were everywhere, but my friends in Hawaii say no. #

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21 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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08:29 Nothing like being kicked awake by a 3 month old baby. Tiny sharp toenails. #
11:54 Buying all Elysian Fields mp3 downloads off of Amazon. Have to be careful to only get the band with Jennifer Charles not Greek death metal. #
11:58 Damn you 1-click! *sigh* one Greek death metal album purchased. Better be good. #
19:07 @roadhacker All babies have that puke factor. Even furry babies do. #
19:08 @roadhacker twitpic.com/7xwiu - Awww, I can haz naps. #
21:17 I love having a Moontower in my neighborhood and walking at night with the baby. #
21:23 Back from walksies. Did I have a baby or a puppy? #
00:57 What just happened on my twitterstream? I walk away and suddenly there's pictures of cocks. Saturday night special, I guess. #
00:57 I was not expecting that. #

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20 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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08:54 I have arisen. Act accordingly. #
14:06 Car is legal. Insurance has been purchased. We are go for transportation. #
15:40 Jack Black on Yo Gabba Gabba is AWESOME. #
16:11 Mommy needs a nap. #
16:12 @mik_moo So proud of you for quitting smoking cold turkey and being Mr. Mom and doing the dishes AND cooking! They grow up so fast. xoxo #
20:10 @tielure Nice of you to join us in social media land, sir. #
20:11 I keep finding that people I know have surreptitiously joined twitter. #
20:33 I can't watch these BBC reality talent shows "Any Dream Will Do" or "How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Maria". #
20:35 Capt. Jack from Torchwood is a judge on those shows and watching him squee over musicals is so...unappealing. #
20:41 I know irl he's a gay man playing a bisexual, so love of musicals is SOP. It's just that I hate musicals. Exception: Miss Saigon. #
20:41 @marrilee There you are. #
20:50 Just realized that compared to most of my irl friends on twitter, I *am* a social media expert. I feel so...dirty. #
21:02 I should go wash in a vat of bleach. #
21:05 Does Sesame Street come on the TV anymore? I am out of the kiddie show loop. #
23:26 Coming soon my new baby-pleasing lullaby, "Everybody Poops But Robots" Sing it with me. #

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19 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:58 @sub_english Yay! Marriage for none. Civil unions for everyone! #
11:16 Yay! @motorphilia hooked me up within my budget. Looks like I am the happy owner of a Crown Victoria. #
11:18 The sky is drooling. Not crying. Drooling. #
12:23 How did I forget David Duchovny was in DRAG and played a character named Denise in Twin Peaks? #
12:39 twitpic.com/7q24z - Monstah baby says *rawr* #
14:59 @eatapeach Trying to figure it out. Was thinking of coming for Labor Day weekend, but don't know if we'll make it yet. #
15:01 Please help me understand why @twitpic has crashed my firefox browser 3 times. #
20:02 twitpic.com/7reh7 - Baby likes the trees! #
21:32 Oh hello Time Warner everything going out all at once. WTH? #
21:34 @nutcase101 They have gotten even longer than before. Pretty girl. #
23:38 My Crown Vic is sweeet. @motorphilia hooked me up! He knows his stuff. #
00:42 @the_bait You can only DM ppl who are following you back. #
00:52 I need to be in bed right now. #

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18 June 2009 @ 03:03 am

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12:34 @motorphilia Thanks for all your expert car help last night! #
12:51 Car situation may be resolving itself soonish. Amazing. Keep your fingers crossed. #
14:49 @mik_moo When @roadhacker was here, he got in a wreck. The driver's side door is smashed in. I may be buying a Crown Victoria. #
16:29 Shredding 5 years worth of pay stubs and old, old, paperwork. I've overheated the shredder twice. #
17:17 I am rich in the currency that is baby smiles. #
17:21 @loudmouthman Wow. I always love your sign-offs. But tonight's was really something special. Bravo, sir, bravo. Fav'd. #
18:34 "You're the colon lady!" Sorry ColonHealth commercial. Nobody should be gleeful as they say, "Constipation and diarrhea, that's me!" #
21:29 @danwest Blacklight mini-golf! Fun for all ages. #

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17 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:13 This day in history in 1884 1st roller coaster opens. #
13:17 @tigerlilybelle Check this shit out. shamaniccheerleaders.com/ Ready? Om-k! #
13:33 Fo shizzle! 2 of our friends are flying home from the ATL and Snoop Dogg is on their plane. #
15:16 Gold kiwis at Central Market Westgate! SCORE! #
18:23 Took my little Pisces baby in the bathtub with me. Little Miss Fishy loved it. She's conked out now in her ducky robe. #
22:22 I've been barfed on a lot today. #

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16 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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18:18 Ah yes, the latest Craigslist car scam is a beaut. Who falls for this crap? #
20:54 This baby loves the trees. Trees, trees, trees. #
00:09 @yi Nell! I had to use the google tho. #
00:11 The time has come. I am selling the cherry red El Camino. Small human person takes priority. Where would you put the carseat? #
00:20 It's hard to be happy when a douchebag gets ahead in the world, you know? #
00:33 I guess it just blows my mind how some ppl's priorities are so fucked up, and yet life keeps rewarding them. It leaves a bad taste. #
00:41 @Jkjb98 twitpic.com/7hhqj - Grrr! I want to eat her up with a spoon. Super cutie patootie! #
00:45 @mopedronin This is good advice. Thank you! I needed that. #
00:46 @bumblebunny The nabaztag/tag is super fucking awesome. So jealous! Does it really wiggle its ears too? #
00:56 @trebuchet It's enough to make a person stabby. #

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15 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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12:46 The five and dime is closed on Sunday? How quaintly...irritating. #
13:16 @Swamp_Daddy Usually, plus it's a cultural artifact. I love old school Five and Dimes. Too bad they exist apparently still in another era. #
17:36 Dr. Pepper flavored Jelly Bellys! #
19:14 Ugh. Car drama. Could've been worse though. #
19:52 At least no one was hurt, and no one is in jail. #
21:06 Oh good. @maevelilim has learned how to yell and scream. She's trying out her "loud" voice. Insane baby. #
21:09 @eatapeach Not me. @roadhacker had one in my car tho. :( No one's injured, so that's good news. #

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14 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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12:53 Blind box Junk Mizuno toys! *swoons* #
15:16 My brain has melted from the heat and is currently leaking out my ears. #

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13 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:58 @SweetJohn Pretty open, and I have a new idea I've been meaning to talk to you about! #
13:23 Line at Freebird is insanely long. Also, way to park like a douchebag EVERYONE in the parking lot. #
15:41 I've been reading notalwaysright.com/ for the last two days. #

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12 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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13:06 Supposed to be 99 degrees today, but instead, it's lovely and overcast. Time for a walksies with the baby soon. #
13:26 @jonathaneunice Yes, weaksauce is a word. #
15:11 Reading up on the latest Gordon Ramsay furor and subsequent public apology + the bonus round of his possible infidelities. #

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11 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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11:49 I can hear this baby filling her diaper two rooms away. #
13:03 Too bad dark languages rarely survive. #
13:06 @sub_english Nope, nothing better. May I recommend a few slugs of Apple Cider Vinegar? It's the only thing that worked for me. #
14:14 @JGarcia3rd An FYI, if you want to know your baby's bloodtype. Keep asking. No one will volunteer such information. I think it's important. #
14:15 @JGarcia3rd I got the best results from asking the main duty nurse when she would come check on me. It took several shifts to get that info. #
17:20 @jgarcia3rd twitpic.com/72iko - Awwwww, congrats! Welcome Noah! #

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10 June 2009 @ 03:02 am

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11:50 Good lord, this baby has been up since 9am. Mommy went to bed at 3:30am. Wouldn't you like a nap? I know I would. #
12:19 There is something so very gross about starfuckery, but if you're determined to walk down that path at least pick an attractive one. #
12:22 Celebrity is not a venereal disease. You can't catch it through sexual contact. #
12:24 @JGarcia3rd YAY! Good luck! I recommend getting on the birthing ball. Remember there's no shame in an epidural. So excited for you both!!! #
12:33 @sonicsociety Touché. A hit, a palpable hit. #
12:35 @nrodovsky Linda Tripp didn't fuck her way to fame. She just talked about someone else's cum-stained dress. But, poor Monica Lewinsky did. #
12:36 @nrodovsky I guess Monica is more infamous than famous though. #
12:53 @zachflauaus There is no help for you. Quick, a cyanide suicide pill! #
14:22 Ugh, spun the baby around in my office chair. Now I feel dizzy and sick. Fail. #
14:25 @k82 twitpic.com/6xi2k - Donate it to PFLAG. bit.ly/Kh1Fp #
15:02 @JenWojcik Geezus. That story was crazy, and that girl was a pathological liar. #
15:09 @eatapeach GO! Why is this even a question? #
15:22 @maevelilim Sweetie, if you want to sleep clutching the dress you wore yesterday as a blanket, I am the kind of Mommy that is a-ok with that #
15:35 @SuperMunk That link just takes me to the wordpress login page for your blog. #
15:52 Baby is sleeping. I should be doing things like cleaning and writing. I'm too tired now though. Damn. #
15:53 @yerocfreq Robbie ofc. Didn't the ex-bf's ex-gf who was in prison for meth trafficking tweet tip you off? #
16:28 @jmacofearth @omarg Were you addressing the weird name part? Because if so I agree. Way too ambiguous. #
16:36 @omarg @jmacofearth I mean as long as you brand yourself as whatever your name is who cares? Plus, who decides what the def. of weird is? #
16:37 Declarative statements have a habit of making people look foolish. #
16:39 @jmacofearth @omarg In that case, if your brand is being the most generic Bubba around, an everyman redneck, then you are full of win. #
16:40 @jmacofearth I think you need to choose your words more carefully then. "Weird" does not convey the meaning you were going for. #
16:43 @JenWojcik Lord no! I love me a good hair band. I just find ppl telling everyone how to use twitter "properly" to be...tiresome. #
16:44 @jmacofearth Also, I have no idea what your branding is supposed to be from your name. *shrugs* #
17:06 Trying to remember a book title. Dear twitter, help. It was about a wild girl who lived in the jungle, & this white man who was courting her #
17:08 This is an old book, and the phrase Green Acres keeps popping into my head. The guy killed and ate a tapir, and their relationship was over. #
17:08 Anyone? Anyone? This book is a classic. Fuck, if I could just remember the main character's name I could Google it. #
17:14 @jmacofearth My name is play on the Fight Club rant. "You are not a unique and special snowflake..." It's also branded all over the net. #
17:16 YEAH! @HollyMVG for the win! The book in question is Green Mansions by W.H. Hudson. The character's name is Rima. Thank you twitter. #
17:18 @jmacofearth "...you are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the Earth." It's kind of an in-joke thing. If you don't get it, eh. #
17:20 @jmacofearth But if u DO get it, then I immediately know that here is someone who is going to get my references and who is pop culture smart #
19:46 twitpic.com/70hf4 - Of Grandpa's and Hats and Maeves #
22:25 Sleeping baby on my lap. Saving Grace on the tv. #
22:48 This Saving Grace (fictional tv show) about a father that burned his 6 yr old with gasoline is killing me. Don't hurt the babies. *sobs* #
00:14 Gross. Every time I log into FB to get my Mafia Wars on that unresolved friend request is just sitting there. Guilting me. #
00:20 @Swamp_Daddy I've been rejecting this chick forever. Suddenly, I feel somehow partially responsible for her shit life. Which is stupid. #
00:21 @Swamp_Daddy Like my friendship is a) what she's really after b) what I'm willing to offer her c) going to change anything about her. Nope. #
00:22 I've had a kid and gone soft people. What happened to my Roman Catholic mother's immunization to guilt? I've been vaccinated for this shit. #
00:31 @Swamp_Daddy The quintessential bad penny. I've known her since high school. Her ex bf was my bf both before and after her. #
02:07 @sub_english They all have that, "oh fuck, not this place again" look on their faces once they come into the world. #

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