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23 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:50 Sweet. Got the T-Mo update, and phone is borked. #
09:04 Thanks so much Tmo for sending me an update for an outage I didn't have that erases all my data. SO FUCKING HELPFUL. HATE. HATE. HATE. #
12:43 @BumbleBunny Find the King for me girl. Must have more raisins and/or oranges. Oh, and thanks for the Meat Platter. (O_O) #
13:02 @BumbleBunny Oranges. More Raisins. I refuse to buy RC points. #
13:47 We can't afford the lint of love, and we have to learn how to take it away. #
16:09 Car me. #
16:53 Going to pick up @tigerlilybelle, finally home from Cairo. Thank you Pharoah, for letting my favorite Jew go free. #
17:00 @Swamp_Daddy Olive Garden is vile. #
19:19 Starting to get worried. No @tigerlilybelle. Airline tried to be helpful but couldn't find her on any flights. Where's mah Jew at? #
19:53 @austindirtydog Maybe, she mightvs gotten hung up in France or something. They might've put her standby on a different carrier somewhere. #
20:26 Hahahah. Someone searched a surgery/weight loss blog archives for dirty_snowflake. Sorry kids, I am like my mama made me and pretty slim. #
20:41 I ran out of chapstick, just now, and whipped out my boob and used breastmilk. Look it up, this stuff is liquid gold and cures rashes. #
20:42 Srsly, breastmilk is supposed to be good on mosquito bites, rashes, all things chafed & chapped, eye infections, ear infections, & cancer. #
20:47 @stephzadu Luckily, I was not in a public place, but damn this shit is useful. #
22:52 Great. I'm never going to be able to sleep tonight due to this potent cocktail of Psychic Kids, Paranormal States, & Celebrity Ghost Stories #
23:40 @BumbleBunny Yay! Raisins! #
23:43 @BumbleBunny Hahahahah. For reals? Awesome. I didn't know he used our bathrooms. #
23:57 @tigerlilybelle Yay, you have surfaced. At least we know you're alive now! Come home Little Sheba. #

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22 December 2009 @ 03:01 am

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08:46 Ugh, so I escaped from a Necromancer who was also a record producer all night last night. It was like American Idol with magic and zombies. #
08:47 Plus, a little Sex Rehab thrown in because we were all in some kind of therapy, & he was there trying to learn our weaknesses. Yeesh. Dreams #
08:47 @michaelpearsun Unless, you don't use your real name, and then that would be stupid. #
08:51 Oh Global Orgasm Day, sorry, this year I won't be doing my part for greater world peace through orgasms. :/ #
09:31 @tangomana Breastfeeding has kind of mothballed my sex drive. #
10:19 11 days 'til my own personal "hard" reboot. #
10:28 @sarahdopp There are free codes for wifi right now. Delta: DELTATRYGOGO AirTran: AIRTRANTRYGOGO American Airlines: AATRYGOGO #
10:33 @sarahdopp Wifi is free on Virgin America without a code from Nov. 10th to Jan. 5th, so you should be set. All info courtesy of Lifehacker. #
10:36 @Danacea That was adorable. I want to squeeze those dirty cheeks. #
10:36 @kristinhersh VOMIT. #
10:41 @roadhacker CONGRATULATIONS, sir. #
12:51 Interesting conversation, possible collaboration. Oh twitter, your usefulness never ceases to amaze me. #
12:54 Currently Austin = Naboo. RT @swadeshine: Your city's weather in the form of Star Wars locations: bit.ly/58EfAh (via @robotuprising) #
12:56 Just when you give up hope, someone throws you a line, and you become reinvigorated. #
13:32 Oh bother, I don't get the car back until tomorrow. Yoiks. #
13:50 @omarg Awesome! Congratulations! Welcome little Noelle. #
14:04 @darkgracie Photo uploading to twitpic as we speak! I hope you like bunnies. #
14:05 twitpic.com/ujdkx - Bunny baby in a box (by request for @darkgracie) #
14:28 Just discovered a neighborhood dog has run off with one of my running shoes. The other was in the street. Motherfucker. #
14:45 @KatieMaesMama I leave them on the front porch 'cuz they're smelly. #
18:03 How could anyone be a Malibu rum alcoholic? So. Gross. That's like saying I listen to Jimmy Buffet 24/7. #
18:30 Tonight, we're hitting the 37 and half street lights with the Nguyens. Many pictures to follow. Xmas spirit rising. #
22:29 @skyesidhe Arrgh. That shit screams douche. I hate those bluetooth Borg headsets. #
22:33 @kyriabeingbanal twitpic.com/twe69 - So KAWAIII EEEEEEEEE! #

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21 December 2009 @ 03:01 am

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07:59 There's a reason I live in the Southern States. I'd move to a tropical island if I could because cold weather is overrated. #
08:03 @jzellis bwahahahah #
08:41 Not going nuts over baby's 1st Xmas. The stuff she really wants is an empty 2 liter coke bottle w/ rice in it. Or a cardboard box. #
08:42 Yeah, the toy she loves right now? An empty baby powder bottle with a rubber band around it. She carries it everywhere. #
08:51 I'm glad I'm not a skunk because having nipples near my anus that I eject scent out of would be just weird. #
08:53 @nrodovsky Exactly! #
09:00 Yeah, did you know skunks had anus nipples? Me neither until today. BLEAH. My anus nipples let me show you them. #
09:07 @MarioSpam I was watching Pitchmen, and they brought in a skunk and felt the need to show us a diagram of how the stink works. #
09:08 @MarioSpam The words ANUS NIPPLES were on my screen. I've never put those two things together before. #
09:09 I feel like @warrenellis now screaming ANUS NIPPLES into the cyber void. #
09:17 @MarioSpam No. There was no comparison in my tweets. Merely shock and awe and heartfelt gladness that I do not possess anus nipples. #
09:23 @MarioSpam Well, it's pretty evident from the tweets. You seem to be the only person that required clarification. #
09:24 @MarioSpam Unless, you have never been exposed to the popular internet meme "My ________ let me show you them." #
09:28 @MarioSpam www.google.com/search?q=my+let+me+show+you+them&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a #
09:30 Who needs coffee when I can spend 10 minutes on the internet discussing ANUS NIPPLES with my tweet peeps? #
09:35 Wait, even better, a skunk's ANUS NIPPLES are retractable. Retractable anus nipples. I think I have a fantastic idea for a body mod story. #
09:37 My work here this morning is done. #
09:40 @PacketRat Awwww cute. Heart nose, ftw. #
10:48 I told my Pops about skunks' anal nipples, & he said, "Psssht, you didn't know that? Everybody knows that." REALLY? REALLY. I <3 my family. #
11:15 @HollyMVG Boreanaz is HAWT. Sadly, shorter in person, but aren't they all? #
11:21 @HollyMVG Hmmm. It says he's 6 feet tall, but I could've sworn he was smaller in person. #
11:21 @HollyMVG But yeah, usually all celebrities are wee little people with GIANT noggins. #
11:25 twitpic.com/udage - Did someone call for Boreanaz beefcake? @HollyMVG Me likie. *rawr* #
11:26 @HollyMVG Didn't really meet him, but saw him at SXSW one year. #
11:31 Confession @HollyMVG I tear up everytime I hear the intro music to Angel. The Boreanaz haz mad powers over me. #
11:50 @quincyjones You burn bitter like calories; don't you? #
11:59 @hcoyote Got it in one. Celloes are my favorite fancypants instrument. No plinky pianos for me, but ahhhhh celloes. #
12:27 Off to overload on Praga Khan www.youtube.com/watch?v=BButowBCh6I on a related side note I miss recreational drug use. :/ #
12:29 The pains and rewards of being a responsible (ish) adult. This house sure would get cleaner faster though. #
14:36 Holy shit @quincyjones, you were so right. The potato soft taco from Taco Bell is so fucking good. Like a latke in a tortilla. #
14:53 @warley For realz, that shit is NOM. #
20:42 @PacketRat Put tuna fish at the bottom? #
21:02 Yay! Time for Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew. This show could only get better if Tiger Woods was on it. #
21:14 @Brick_Girl Isn't he dreamy? Ohhhh lalalala. #
21:37 @Jkjb98 YAY. Also, there is a chicken taco recipe from him on my wall if you want it. #
22:51 @befjam twitpic.com/ughkx - Das Jam is gut. #
22:56 @befjam That was meant to be said in a German accent if that wasn't clear. It's hard to convey accent in a tweet. #
23:04 @Brick_Girl What you said. Thank you. I know almost nothing about German. #
23:31 Will I never find a good cup of instant miso? This stuff tastes like celery feet. #

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20 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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09:18 I like my women like I like my bacon salty, delicious, and bad for your heart. #
09:18 @befjam Happy Birthday to one of the bestest ladies on twitter! #
14:33 It starts early. @maevelilim is obsessed with my makeup. Currently, she is carrying around my makeup brush & so very pleased with herself. #
16:11 I can really only have one room of my house clean at a time. #
19:34 It's Saturday night, and I'm cleaning out my refrigerator and soaping it up with Dr. Bronner's. Yeah, you're jealous; I'm sure. #
22:34 Gosh, maybe I'll get really wild and windex the shower. #

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19 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:41 Oh coffee, sweet nectar of life! #
09:00 Mmmm, I like my coffee like I like my women sweet, weak, and mostly white. Don't you backtalk me! #
09:47 @ShimmerGeek Wow, I've never thought of sperm in terms of data transfer, but it is, so interesting! #
09:49 @Amanda_UpSpring Done and done. Fanned. #
11:26 If you people do not send me more BLOOD OF THE ELDERS in Vampire Wars, I swear I will post porn on your FB page, & your mama will FREAK OUT. #
12:43 The cable repair guy is here fucking up my whole setup. Don't look at me, dude; I didn't set it up this way. You fuck it; you fixie. #
13:38 RT @RobeastRollie New BatR Blog: 'Tis the Season for Forwards bit.ly/4ysSy5 #
14:24 Just when you tnink reality TV has hit rock bottom, a promo for Bank of Hollywood comes on. What. The. Fuck. #
18:14 @bumblebunny I didn't know there was a restaurant king. Where do you find him? #
18:29 Moose A. Moose is @maevelilim's jam. #
18:47 @ImTheQ Yes, that is one of his songs. He is multi-faceted though and has many songs. (That one is my fav too). #
20:25 #dollhouse I'm trying to care. I really, really am. #
20:29 @stephzadu It's basically the end, and I think it should be more compelling than this. I just don't really care anymore. Boo. Hoo. #
21:12 If one more person on Facebook tries to get me to join an MLM pyramid scam, I swear I will cut a bitch. #
22:07 I'm sorry; you are immediately out if you earnestly believe it is spelled "roll model". Also NO "loose" for "lose". Or "whelp" for "WELT". #
22:57 @BumbleBunny @warley Hmmm, the only other avatar of mine I remember is the uni-peg skeleton. #
23:01 @forrestrangerxk Better question is why did he return to boxing AFTER he got plastic surgery and face implants? Wasted money. #
23:01 @BumbleBunny I always liked your hand heart one. #

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18 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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09:53 Being able to breathe is so underrated until you can't. #
10:12 @slum_goddess What's even grosser to think about it elephantiasis is caused by an infestation of parasite worms breeding inside you. BLEAH #
11:25 @ImTheQ @slum_goddess I am terrified of parasites copulating in my lymph nodes. One of my all time top 3 fears. *shivers* #
15:07 @slum_goddess My other fears are losing bladder/bowel control. Horrible. And falling from a great height to my death. #
15:25 @tigerlilybelle Omg! That is awesome. Way to loosen up Ruth! #
16:05 Ugh. Girlmore Girls the Paul Anka the dog episodes. Not a huge fan of this story arc. #
16:47 @slum_goddess I am terrified of heights. I go on rollercoasters to conquer that fear. #
21:22 @TheJenATX There's several places on the Internet devoted to crazy Chantix stories. #
21:37 Check out the Zug for Chantix stories @TheJenATX @austindirtydog www.zug.com/scrawl/chantix/index05.html #
21:39 @TheJenATX @austindirtydog Particularly this one, www.zug.com/scrawl/quit-smoking/ #
21:45 @TheJenATX @austindirtydog Or this one: Stop smoking Start Hallucinating www.zug.com/scrawl/chantix/index.html #

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17 December 2009 @ 03:01 am

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09:28 I don't know how long I can continue to feed the baby baby food. She's refusing to eat it after a few bites. 3 teeth=Wants big people food. #
11:42 How did I forget Heather Graham was in Twin Peaks? #
12:56 @cory_grimes I don't see how they could. You have to be graded on the info he gave you. Your prof. should grade you on the ? he gave you #
15:03 It. Is. SO. ON. #
15:46 So unfair. The baby can roll her tongue. I cannot. She definitely got that from her father. #
16:04 Green chile beef stew won't be done in time for dinner. Guess, I'm gonna have to make a pan of spinach lasagna. #
17:51 RT @Darrsolo: Maybe Jews have bin giving shellfish a bum rap. Interesting read bit.ly/7AnUFz #Science #scary #extinction #
18:43 Head cold. Is a drag. Will lasagna fix? Only time will tell. Baby wants to eat an emery board. For fiber? #
21:49 @bumblebunny Steven Seagal Lawman is very watchable. I enjoy it. #
22:00 I can't believe I'm on 50 different lists. Thank you twitterites. Thank you! #
22:20 @jarvitron Um. Gross and congrats. Now, I'm sick. phht. #
22:29 Dear snots, I hate you. End of line. #
22:50 Dwarf Adoption Story? Thank you TLC. Will I watch? Hell yes. #
22:53 @funkatron What? NO!?! I can't believe I missed it. #
22:55 I'd go to bed, but then the snots would fill my sinuses and choke me to death. #
23:04 I love Steve Seagal's new show. Also, I will never tire of watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and his band of Hawaiian Hillbillies. #
23:10 @BumbleBunny @funkatron Did you see the follow up on Mermaid Girl? I missed it. Did she die? #
23:20 @bumblebunny Dude, I have a feeling I am totally going to cry before Dwarf Adoption is over. #
23:22 @Heatheryray Heh. Heh. A little dwarfism humor there. #
23:31 @BumbleBunny I feel like such a waste as a human being. #
23:43 Can I take this Mucinex without it drying up my breastmilk? Bleargh. Gosh, it's um, nothing like Sophie's Choice. #
23:52 @bumblebunny Have you visited my restaurant since I redecorated? Come to the Bearded Clam. #
23:56 Omg. There is nothing cuter than that little dwarf girl rolling across the floor. Heart asplosion. #
00:01 @befjam They are the stuff of nightmares. #
00:21 @jarvitron Pretty much yes, TLC is a 100% melodrama. #
00:23 I want to scratch my uvula with this nail file. #
00:25 @jarvitron I would SO WATCH THAT. #
00:34 @meangrape Coterie is indeed a fantastic $5 word. #

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16 December 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:38 Am I the only the geeky girl in the world that never played Settlers of Catan? #
13:05 Pretty certain I just saw a friend's profile snapshot in a dating profiles company's ad on a newspaper website. I feel oddly soiled by this. #
13:07 Ofc, I took a screencap and am going to show it to them. #
14:25 RT @Motorphilia TONIGHT! Help the homeless & enjoy a fun night out @ "Rocking Winter Wonderland" RSVP at twvt.us/winterwonderland #
22:09 Hates Gilmore Girls? NOOoooo. Too talky? I know a bunch of guys who have admitted to loving that show. They've outed themselves as GG fans. #
22:09 Oops, that last tweet was directed to @grubreport. Ah well, my internet aim is wonky tonight. #
22:25 @Swamp_Daddy So would I. #
22:49 @Clarknova1 Well, I guess no Gilmore Girl marathons with a chaser of Kathy Griffin for you then, Mr. #
00:02 @davidbadash @benkunz Gawd. Everybody knows that. Geesh. #

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15 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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11:39 @Jkjb98 Hmm, I dunno; I got a late start to the game. However, start yourself up a fairlyand, and I've got that shit on lockdown. #
11:56 @jkjb98 I meant a "fairyland". Geesh. #
11:58 @ImTheQ It's such a case by case basis for me with the Libertarians. Some of them are even a little too freaky for me which is crazy. Me? #
12:04 @TPHD Awww. That was awesome. Go octopi. Evolve. #
12:58 Learning about things like tone mapping. #
14:10 I liked your painting until I saw it was called "Ejaculate Rejection". Bleah. #
16:43 Haircut. Bangz y'all. #
19:22 Mary Poppins on the tube, belly full of meatloaf, and a sleeping baby on my lap. Life is good. #
19:25 @Swamp_Daddy Wow, that's brazen of Microsoft! #
20:56 @stephzadu Oh, poop. Hey lady, can I get those disks from you? I can swing by and grab them anytime. Do you work downtown? #
20:57 @stephzadu I need a later version Photoshop CS to make this HDR plugin work. #
21:15 @stephzadu I am running CS, so yes CS3 is perfection. Baby is already knocked out. I can come by tomorrow night tho. #
21:20 Is it Hoarding if you limit it to your closets? Or is that just normal? I feel like I fight an endless battle with my closets. #
21:26 @sub_english Just stuff. No feces, food, or garbage. Just stuff. Vhs tapes, comic books, report cards, the detritus of my life. #
21:34 The way they're doing Dale's sort is a new approach. Get it all out first. Sort it later. #
21:38 I think Hoarders needs Niecy (sp?) Nash. #
21:50 @novabossa25 Yeah, I know that's a new bot. I've never seen a spelling correction bot before. #
22:00 I guess they had to give us at least one episode of Hoarders that turned out ok, just so the audience doesn't want to kill themselves. #

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14 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:33 Juarez is officially the deadliest city in North America now? That's sad and scary considering how much time I've spent there. #
09:32 @clarknova1 Yep. Over 300 young women killed or disappeared. We used to go there to drink (underage). It was always dangerous,not like this. #
10:34 Noooooooooooo, my box.net account is in arrears. Boo. #
10:36 I *was* going to share a Best of Bootie remix. 50 cent vs. The Lovemakers. It is an ode to the glory of bootie as in the ass, yo. Hmph. #
10:37 @Clarknova1 No, I have not read it! Sounds like it's right up my alley too. Also, I need to read that Clive book with the dp. What was it? #
10:42 @clarknova1 Also, who is this Chinads person on FB that sent me a friend request? My only friend in common with her was you. #
10:51 @MrBigFists I read that as your first fisting of snow. #
11:57 I love that "snap" in French is "ENCLENCHEZ". Enclenchez sounds like something I do when I get angry and my pima clenches. #
11:57 @roadhacker Nice work, sir. Nice work. #
12:35 @roadhacker Sure, that's fine. Going to a funeral/wake thing at 2pm my time tho, so not then. #
12:41 twitpic.com/tdmrc - I would totally have sex with my Vampire Wars avatar. #
13:05 Today, I am going to take my very first HDR photograph. Inspired by @TreyRatcliff's tutorial. #
13:29 @stephanienance No probs. Here it is: www.stuckincustoms.com/hdr-tutorial/ #
15:25 @Clarknova1 You're such a FB whore. #
17:00 That was both sad and beautiful. RIP Andrea you are missed by many in Austin and across the globe. #
17:03 @roadhacker We're back now. #
21:01 Yay! FINALLY, it's time for Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew. #
21:26 @cwrite101 It's about time she got some consequences. It's hard to feel sorry for her; she's so unpleasant. #
22:12 @Jkjb98 You play RC? Why aren't we facebook friends? #
22:14 @myrrh What movie? #
22:16 @Jkjb98 Aahhhh. I see. RC me, man. #
22:21 @befjam I make at @quincyjones my janitor. He likes to be down on his knees polishing the carpet. #
22:24 @befjam ENCLENCHEZ. Man, I just like typing that. #
22:28 @befjam ENCLENCHEZ is the French word for SNAP. I learned that today from the instructions to this baby playpen. #
22:31 @Brick_Girl Theoretically, yes. I think it literally means engage, but they were using it for SNAP, so I'm going for it. #
22:38 @Brick_Girl Hahahahahahah YES. DO THIS. #
23:06 @quincyjones I knew you would. #
23:11 @cwrite101 Scott is a total useless douche. #

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13 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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09:52 Roll out the soupcon, and we'll have a soupcon of fun. #
10:54 @drilone Those are awesome looking! Want. Def gonna get one. #
11:13 Brian Eno put the baby on the road to Nodsville. #
14:22 @TrakovskyFilm We were watching the 246 minute version. Or at least that's what it said on the sleeve. 4.1 hours. #
14:23 @TrakovskyFilm Sadly, I did not make it all the way thru. Sleeping baby needed to go home by midnight. #
19:05 @HazelTwiggs Thanks for having us over! It's so nice to have friends I can get all intellectual with while the babies socialize. #
19:20 Oh, I am totally gonna watch "Barrio of Blood". You just try and stop me. #
21:14 @XPhile1908 Sounds divine. I loved the ridiculousness of the Lexx series. But that other chick is always going to be counçillor Troy to me. #

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12 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:41 @pushermania Have you checked out the ATL RMX yet? It's got Memory Tapes, Flying Lotus, El-P. I dig the Cee Lo rmx track. tr.im/H7ny #
08:44 @pushermania Sorry If tr.im is being weird, the link lives here: www.adultswim.com/music/atl-rmx/index.html #
11:49 Just dropped @tigerlilybelle off at the airport. Egypt you better let my fav Jew come home. #
21:39 Watching Sacrifice by Andrei Tarkovsky. Russian minimalism, a four hour hike. #

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11 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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12:56 @grubreport Hah. I feel you sister. I will wipe up spills with anything handy: my sleeve, a sock, a used baby bib. #
14:26 Why are little girls, even babies, drawn instinctively to makeup? #
15:11 @tigerlilybelle Woman, steam mop your damn floors. #
19:15 Pretty certain I can't make Santarchy this year. *sigh* #
19:17 @TheJenATX Really? Because this newest version of Firefox for the Mac SUCKS so hard. I sense a conversion in my future. #
19:26 @eatapeach Can you tunnel out? Or twitter on your cell? I wondered where you had been girl. Taking @tigerlilybelle to the airport tomorrow! #
19:35 @TheJenATX Is it still in beta? Oh wait. Is anything ever out of beta anymore? #
19:41 @TheJenATX Ugh. Don't have for 10.4.11 #
20:05 @eatapeach Not yet! I will though. Oh, I will. Deb said it was gnarly. Mountains of adult diapers? #
20:35 @forrestrangerxk Pimp my BBQ grill is kind of weak. #

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10 December 2009 @ 03:01 am

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08:01 @feedemamelon Really? Where are you going miss? California? #
08:11 @KatieMaesMama Ummm, yeah. WTF? #
08:51 Listening to the ATL remix from Adult Swim and @clarknova1. Digging it. You guys want a link to it? #
08:56 @feedemamelon Who you visiting? All the CA homies? Girl, if you only *knew* how many times I had to roll down the hill to Alamo. #
09:09 Here it is! #ATLRMX Produced by @clarknova1 brought to you by Adult Swim. So far, I'm digging the Cee Lo/Hello Miss Track. tr.im/H7ny #
09:11 @KatieMaesMama Still, spawn from your loins trumps pets, sorry. I have cats too, and baby trumps cats every time. #
10:00 @eatapeach Our girl @maevelilim's new favorite toy is the Magnapop CD case for Mouthfeel. #
10:02 Orly? That's how you're gonna play it? @maevelilim cried when I told her "no". #
11:28 Here it is the ATL Remix brought to you by Adult Swim and produced by @clarknova1 I am liking the Cee Lo/Hello Miss track tr.im/H7ny #
12:01 Wait. Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan now? Really? WTF? #
12:08 About the Jessica Simpson/Billy Corgan thing, I mean I guess both of these things are whiny princesses but still...really? #
12:12 @ImTheQ Jsimp must suck a mean dick or something. #
12:51 Mysterious blue spiral light over Norway. tr.im/H8J1 (Duh, that's what happens when you open up a portal to the old gods.) #
18:07 Ugh. Surprise. It's attack heartburn. I need more gut massaging. #
23:21 Oh Top Chef, not ONCE on this show have I seen a sous vide situation turn out well. *But*, if any1 could pull it off it has to be a Volt bro #
23:26 Also, I'm so fucking sick of Michael that at this point I'm Team Brian all the way. #topchef I don't think they'd ever give it to Kevin. #
23:28 @roguepuppet Are you pregnant? I only got those that bad when I was pg. #
23:31 @extraface Watching now. Don't tell me if you know. #
23:43 @jzellis You realize that's gonna be the title of their vanity rap/rock project together. I can feel it. Something wicked this way comes. #

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09 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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09:54 Just drop the goddamned egg already so I can stop being such a raging hormone bitch. #
11:26 Yeah, sorry, I'm not psyched to see Harry Potter and the let's wander around the forest for 300 fucking pages. #
11:28 @tigerlilybelle Baby is crawling into other rooms. I will trade you steam mop usage for childproofing services. #
13:22 @hotmamasaustin What's the soup of the day? Specials? #
16:16 SOOOoooo CRANKY. I need a good spanking, a cheeseburger, and a root beer float. #
16:27 @danwest Yep, I could use one. send it my way! #
16:28 Yep. In *that* order. #
19:30 @danwest Got it, thanks! #
22:06 @astar_alone Totally! Bacon on the cheeseburger is a must. #
22:33 Strange foggy night. #

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08 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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12:06 @eatapeach What? You have a stalker?!?!!! #
13:09 I'll never stop poking you with my Facebook dick.... @quincyjones #
13:15 @quincyjones Also, I make you my janitor in Restaurant City. You love it. #
15:28 @davidbadash You can embed audio with a free box.net account. #
15:57 Fuck. Now I want a cheeseburger. #
16:11 @extraface Yes, goddamit! Fax me a cheeseburger, plz. #
22:40 I wound the bobbin on this amazing sewing machine from 1936, a Singer Featherlite, all by myself! Well, the internet helped, a little. #
22:46 @TheJenATX No, it actually has a footpedal. They really built these things to last though! The light still works. I'm just in awe. #
22:47 @TheJenATX Apparently, this is the best sewing machine ever. People have written books about how awesome it is. Mine was gifted to me. #
22:48 @TheJenATX YES. My mom's best friend gave me hers; it was her grandmother's. #
22:52 @nutcase101 It's crazy how they used to build things to last not like our disposable society now. I am super excited about sewing now! #
23:08 @nutcase101 Yeah, the variety is stitches is cool on the newer models, but eh, I am a beginner. Nothing but basics here. #
23:11 @atxryan I totally want to do this; thanks for the tip. Signing up now! #
23:12 I can have farm fresh, organic, locally sourced food delivered to my door? And it doesn't cost much? Sometimes Austin is like heaven. #
23:17 I'm reading over what you get from this Farm-to-House delivery program and twitching. I can get quail eggs delivered to my house!!!? #
23:19 Bear with me people, the only porn I have these days is food porn. #
23:53 @HazelTwiggs And then you'd be stuck there? Blech. #
23:54 @TheJenATX Yes, it's called Farm Delivery is.gd/5fBN5 Check it out! #

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07 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:41 @KatieMaesMama Looks gorgeous over there. It's very gray here. :/ #
09:00 Well, just like that favrd's gone. If you're still needy tho', there's always favstar.fm. #
10:57 Bacon, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, garlic, thyme, and cheddar cheese, coffee. Baby fed cereal with fruity baby sauces, and then bathed. #
10:58 Dishes done by hand and a load in the dishwasher started. All this before noon. Already. It feels like I've already lived a whole day. #
11:45 Sewing machine in the kitchen, photoshop in the bedroom, Sex Rehab on in the living room. I think I might've contracted ADD from my culture. #
12:08 RT @Syfy: RT #BURTON to enter the MOMA Tim Burton Flyaway Sweepstakes! Go to www.syfy.com/moma for details & rules #
13:27 @puresecrets Lesson learned: ALWAYS take the fireplace. #
14:57 Well, I am just FULL of stripes today. #
15:35 This facewash smells like my imaginary girlfriend; I want to make passionate lesbian love to it. #
15:46 My whole life is traveling thru various states of decay btwn order and chaos. Related, the cat just threw up a mousehead on my clean floor. #
18:57 twitpic.com/sh212 - First Santa pic with @maevelilim #fb #
19:40 twitpic.com/sh93l - The Polar Express Train is a big hit with half naked babies. #fb #

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06 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:21 Hey social media marketing people, myspace is dead. Don't even bother with it. #
08:47 Holy shit, there's frost on the ground. Amazing. #
09:31 @RoBeastRollie *Unless* your target demo is bands or prisoners, that is. #
09:31 Why this tastes delightful, it's as if Christmas has just shat in my mouth. #
12:55 Trying to follow the directions for this 1936 sewing machine with my 2009 mind is giving me an old-timey headache. #
12:56 No, I will not call the Electric Light Company before I plug it in. #
14:02 That @maevelilim knows how to live. She's rolling in cashmere, baby. #
14:20 I think we should rename all bad movies, "Boat Payment". Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck in "Boat Payment" because everyone has bills. #
15:06 Samuel Jackson says, "I've had it with all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking Boat Payment." #
20:36 @astar_alone Don't forget to tip your bartenders of which @tigerlilybelle is one. #

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05 December 2009 @ 03:02 am

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09:06 Of course, on the iciest, possibly snowiest, day of the year we have a baby doctor appointment, and I just fed her prunes. POOPsplosion otw. #
09:08 @tracie_marie I grew up in a NM mountain town above 9,000 feet with snow, but I am a wuss now, and I hate the cold. #
09:09 @pointlessbanter Sigourney Weaver is in it; I want to believe in the possibility of its goodness, but maybe she just had a boat payment. #
11:48 Wow, I really love Central Family Practice! Affordable healthcare (don't take insurance) a blend of Western & Eastern medicine. Nice folks. #
11:49 Everyone loved the baby in a bearsuit. How can you not love a baby in a bearsuit? #
11:57 twitpic.com/s4bc4 - Did someone order a baby...in a bearsuit? #
12:17 *grrr* Le Tigre Le Tigre - Well Well Well songtwit.com/?7ON #
13:03 The only thing I've learned from Little Bear is ducks are fucking gullible. #
13:55 twitpic.com/s4u2d - A larger predator came along and Lain never stood a chance, also meta baby is meta. #
14:02 @eatapeach She is ready for snuggles and cheek smooshings. #
15:17 Got some Hatch green chile beef stew in the crockpot, steamcleaning the floor, and figuring out this ancient sewing machine. #domesticity #
15:21 @eatapeach It's like bizarro world, no? #
17:28 Hmmm, haven't seen my phone in a while. Where did that baby put it? #
19:29 The Senator is a doll. Dizzamn. #dollhouse #
19:39 @PreppyDude NOM! I lived in NM for years. #
19:43 My kingdom for a bag of chips, a dark beer, and a dark chocolate candy bar. Why can't I teleport? #
19:48 The bitch is back. #dollhouse #
19:59 Well, I hardly enjoy strobe lights either. #dollhouse #
20:15 Nerd mating rituals are just so *awkward*. #dollhouse #

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04 December 2009 @ 03:00 am

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08:14 Arise and walk, ye peoples of the internet. Awaken from the depths of somnolence and tweet your little hearts out. #
08:49 Also, while your up Internets bring me a vanilla latte, pretty please? #
10:49 My baby @maevelilim is 9 months old today! I can barely believe it. #
17:03 @HazelTwiggs Hah. Have a good time. Hope you make it out alive. #
18:13 I had my shirt on backwards, went out into the wilds of the public, & didn't even notice until a friend pointed it out. #fuckyeahmotherhood #

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